If life had a pause button. . .

Ahhh - another post. So, I'm just sitting at work, thinking about everything I should be doing, and the thought came to myself to blog. I wasn't sure what to write about, so I was looking through all my drafts that I had started but never finished, and I found this one. Apparently I was supposed to be writing a paper at that time, and I was wishing for a pause button. I wanted it because the paper was due in less than 8 hours, and I needed more time. But then I realized would have to do a lot cooler things than just write a paper with my pause button. . . . So - here is a list of things I would do if I could pause time. . .

I would catch up on all my schoolwork and work. (*note to readers. . .schoolwork doesn't apply anymore. yay for graduation) But seriously - i struggle with finding the time in my day to accomplish all I need to. And - if I find the time, I somehow end up using it to play around on itunes, or to chat with my roommates. Any spare moments I have are rarely spent on homework - at least not willingly.

I would go on a hike - and pause time at mid-afternoon - and I would just sit up there for a long period of *time?* and think about my life. I love just sitting in quiet places and sorting my life out.

I would watch an entire season of the office. or 24. Seriously - you just can't ever watch too much of those tv shows. But I never have the time to. . . .

I would take a really long nap. Right after lunch. Then I'd press play and get back to work.

I'd punch people. :) I'd go to wal-mart, and punch people. Only the guys the looked mean though. ooohhh - story time. So I was at wal-mart last night, getting a new curtain rod. (*sidenote - my new curtains are incredible. incredibly cute!!!) Anyways - i'm at wal-mart, and there's a little boy with his dad shopping. THe little boy was just playing around in the racks, just bein a kid. And the dad was frustrated. So this jerk who works at wal-mart, comes up and gives the guy a hard time. Then, after he leaves - the guy calls security - saying that "There was supsicious activity in the men's clothing department." I was bugged. I almost took off my heels and threw them at him. But. . . I didn't have a pause button, and assault doesn't seem like a great idea.

So anyways. . those are just a few of the things I"d do with a pause button. I"m sure that there are lots of other cooler things I could do. . . but these are the ones that came to mind first.