Monday, April 23, 2007

The Irony that is Kat's Life: Part 5050

So. . I realized somethign this past week. My life, is one gigantic irony. If you've ever sat there and wondered why fate hates you, know that I can empathize in every sort of way!

To begin with. . . monday was 24. . . that has nothing to do with the irony. Nothing at all! Just that 24 only lasts an hour. . and I wish it lasted 24, cause then I could always know what's going on with jack bauer!

Oh yeah. . irony. Got it. So. . . I've always tried to pretend that I wasn't the kind of girl who got all girly and mean. YOu know, the ones who are like, "I can't stand her. . she's so weird. . .etc etc". And then I realized that I was being that girl. . and I felt like I was totally warranted! I let the actions of a stupid boy turn me into one of those girls. I was taking out my anger toward this boy - on a girl who didn't deserve it. So just let me publicly apologize for being a mean girl. Girls - we need to stick together. . . boys tend to be mean - and they have a knack for turning us against each other. . when they are the ones at fault. . isn't that weird?! I hope that I never let myself be that girl again. So here is the irony - I let my mean girl guard down. . and forced myself to be a nice girl. and BAM! I realized that I had been really snotty. . and almost missed out on getting to know someone really amazing and fun! So everyone - learn from this girl's mistake. . don't be a mean girl!

hmmm. . . is that the only irony of my week?! Oh heavens no. . i'm just trying to decide if the other ironies are way too private to share with the entire population of utah state. .. and I"m deciding that they most definitly are!

oh - here is a funny little fact! I'm going to meet with a judge tomorrow. . because they're threatening to take away my license. :) I've only received two tickets - one for running a stop sign, and the other for speeding in a construction zone. I guess these two offenses carry a pretty hefty point level. . cause yeah. I'm going to see the judge. If this hearing doens't go well - i'm losing my license for an entire month. . . so everyone please pray that I don't lose it!!!

The other irony is that there has been a peeping tom around my apartment for about the past six months. Well - I got home tonight, and I was locked out of my apartment. Mind you - it's been raining, so I had on a big gray hoodie, which I had up over my head so I didn't get wet. Well, when I discovered that I had been locked out, I proceeeded to try and get in my window. . . lol. . when my entire complex is paranoid about a peeping tom. I gave up after a minute or two, and luckily my car was unlocked. So I just sat in there while I called my roommate to come and let me in (*she was with her boyfriend. . ) lol well. . not thirty seconds after I get inside my car, a police car shows up, and 5 cops hop out and proceed to shine their spotlights in the direct spot I had just been,. aka outside my very own window. yes, I was apparantly an alleged peeping tom - and I"m sitting in my car watching the cops look for me. . .even though I'm not the tom. To make a long story short. . the cops weren't too pleased when they saw me in my car. . and asked me how long I'd been locked out. . the timelines matched up. . and they realized I wasn't a peeper. . . It wasn't funny - but come on. It really was.